iheartchaos:

Joan Jett, 1978

30rockasaurus:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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latenightseth:

Our first-ever stand-up performer, new Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che, returns to Late Night tonight for a chat with Seth!

(Source: productionig)

ericlide:

a new saga begins…..
ericlide:

a new saga begins…..

ericlide:

a new saga begins…..

Aidy Bryant on appearing on her first late night talk show.

(Source: elizabethtinafeys)

  • 1: always carry sunglasses
  • 2: do your emails while you drink coffee
  • 3: disable text preview
  • 4: respect all faiths
  • 5: eat healthy by yourself
  • 6: never wear flip-flops in public
  • 7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.
  • 8: take a shower
  • 9: it's better to underdress than overdress
  • 10: don't worry about manners too much
  • ~ Q magazine

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kinda-vintage:

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???
HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??
I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

kinda-vintage:

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???

HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??

I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos)

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With At a Party

(Source: suckitnerds)

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

amajor7:

working on my fall playlist!

No, the movie. Did you see the movie Saw?

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